Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle.
Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?"
"Just sand," replied Jose.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears?
Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.