He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in
the worst way.
She: Well, you succeeded.
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Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Q: Why did God create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends:
1st: How your girlfriend look like?
2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours?
1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dogs are man's best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?
A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?" the man says.
"That's just the tip of the iceberg."
How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.