Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
There are 5 birds in a tree.
A hunter shoots 2 of them dead.
How many birds are left?
2 birds.
The other 3 fly away!
MEN Vs WOMEN
1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup.
2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
Question: Why do men fart more than women?
Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"