Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? The hero always gets his man in the end.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.