Joke #5436

Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?" The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!
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Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in!
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A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call. The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."
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Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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A Girl was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until... ...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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