Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"
"One dollar." answered little Johnny.
"You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.
Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."
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Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland.
The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black."
"No, no, no!" says the physicist.
"Only some Scottish sheep are black."
The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they once had a fight and 71.
70 is a rumored cannibal but no can prove who 78
78 my ass
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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