If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
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Pupil: "Yes and no."
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
A statistician's wife had twins.
He was delighted.
He rang the minister who was also delighted.
"Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister.
"No," replied the statistician.
"Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch:
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
My math teacher called me average...
How mean!
Why was the math textbook so sad?
He had a lot of problems!
E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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