If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
I love math - it makes people cry.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."