I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.