I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."