I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.