Joke #8098

I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.

Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Once you go asian you never miss an equation.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.

One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.

A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."

I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.

Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.

What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.

Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus four?" Class: "At once!"