Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together in his groin, and rolled around in obvious agony. The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him." "Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied, still lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. Following her persistence however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?" He replied "It feels fabulous, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common? A: No Cubs
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world? A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.