Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
The coach says to the boxer encouragement words: The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...
Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here." "You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk." "Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks. "The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?" "Roof!" "Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?" "Bark!" "And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" "I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties." The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you." As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"
What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer? The torturer would apologize first.
Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"