Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
A blind man walks into a bar. The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?" In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, or bouncer is blond, I'm a 6'4" black belt, the man sitting on the other side of me is 6'2, 250lbs, and a rugby player. The guy sitting next to you is pushing 300, 6'6, and he's a wrestler. We're ALL blond. So you think about it mister, do you really wanna tell that joke?" The blind man sat for a second, thinking over the odds and then replied "No, not if I have to explain it five times."
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.