Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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How I see math word problems:
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories:
1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."