Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown.
She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep.
She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?"
"Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car.
The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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