Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus four?"
Class: "At once!"
Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
There are three kinds of accountants in the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"