A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!"
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.