I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus four?"
Class: "At once!"
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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