I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.
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Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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Teacher: "Are you good at math?"
Pupil: "Yes and no."
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
What is 6.9?
A great thing ruined by a period.
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A:A high school math problem!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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