I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
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And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
How do you caculate the population of Russia?
You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already.
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.
3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
We must admit that we want to be like some animals.
We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?"
Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
The police thought it was a cereal killer.