Joke #5682

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
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Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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So the buddhist pulls a gun out of his coat and the vendor says, "Whoa whoa whoa, what about inner peace?". The Buddhist responds "This is my inner piece".
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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
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Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
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I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house. I ain't lying. I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place. And before I broke in, I used to stand outside and case the joint. Finally, I said, "Damn, this brother will never come home!"
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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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