What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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The Paris remains Paris!
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Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife.
But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
A: footsteps