Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down
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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?
Her ears flap.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
A Blonde was at a gumball machine.
She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out.
The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball.
She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.
The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?"
The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say?
‘Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?’
Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish.
So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.
The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off.
The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."
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