A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
There's a double Decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette. On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing. On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic. They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street. Finally, a brunette gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask what's wrong, and one of the blonde's replies, "what's wrong?!? Well, you'd be screaming too if you didn't have a driver!!!"
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.