A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
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A. She moved.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
"Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside.
"No, but it's okay, I got the license plate number!"
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
What do you call a smart blonde?
There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A blonde at a flashing red light!