We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
Patient: "How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?" Doctor: "Fifty rupees." Patient: "Fifty ruppes, for only a few second’s work?" Doctor: "Well, I will do it very slowly." Patient: "How much is for the operation?" Doctor: "Rupees on thousand." Patient: "But it was a serious one." Doctor: "Nonsense. You can’t buy a serious operation for Rupees one Thousand now-a days."
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure.
Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.