How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people?
You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
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If you have a pain nobody feels.
If your heart is broken nobody feels,
but if you fart all will understand.
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Recently, I've been using the Bible for support.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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Can I help you?
No.
I just waited in the line for 30 minutes to say Hi.
At the Court discussion between judge and villager:
So you was propeling surrogate alcohol?
Me? No!
What do you mean no?
You have a device for that... means propeled.
Then please judge me also for rape...
So you have raped someone also?
Well no... but I have a device...
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds?
It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."