Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
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Johny: "I have no idea."
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He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?"
"No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
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A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
‘I’m a bad lover.
Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’
Rodney Dangerfield
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs?
He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition.
The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ.
Aaron, you see what I am seeing?
Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine.
That long?
No, that dead.
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.