Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.