Joke #5824

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.