Joke #5824

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.

Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."