Joke #5824

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Vote:
has 78.49 % from 800 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Vote:
has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Vote:
has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Vote:
has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Vote:
has 65.08 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Vote:
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Vote:
has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Vote:
has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama