Joke #5824

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.