Joke #5824

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.

Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.

Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.