Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.