Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.