Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!