Joke #5825

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!