Joke #5825

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.