Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.