Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.