Joke #3039

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.

Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.