Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."