Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!