Joke #5918

A priest is walking through town at his new parish when a hooker approaches him. "Blowjobs for $20 if you're interested". Confused by this he smiles, blesses her and goes back to the church. He sees one of the nuns and asks her, "Sister, what's a blowjob?" She replies, "$20. Same as in town".
Vote:
has 79.24 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

While talking to girl: "Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?" "No, what?" "Yea, I figured you were in the first group."
Vote:
has 84.79 % from 651 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, women
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Vote:
has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
Vote:
has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
Vote:
has 85.04 % from 1445 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, money, sex
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
Vote:
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Vote:
has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
Vote:
has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
Vote:
has 61.14 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Vote:
has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
Vote:
has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, family