A priest is walking through town at his new parish when a hooker approaches him. "Blowjobs for $20 if you're interested". Confused by this he smiles, blesses her and goes back to the church. He sees one of the nuns and asks her, "Sister, what's a blowjob?" She replies, "$20. Same as in town".
While talking to girl: "Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?" "No, what?" "Yea, I figured you were in the first group."
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.