Joke #5918

A priest is walking through town at his new parish when a hooker approaches him. "Blowjobs for $20 if you're interested". Confused by this he smiles, blesses her and goes back to the church. He sees one of the nuns and asks her, "Sister, what's a blowjob?" She replies, "$20. Same as in town".

What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.

Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry

Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.

How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.

A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.

I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?" He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".