Joke #5944

What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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