What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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A cherry float.
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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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