What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: "What happened here, man?" "Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said. "Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?" "My dog bit her…" "You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?" "Get in line!"
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?