Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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- Because black people have no rights..
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over.
A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing.
The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over.
The brunette joins her.
Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car.
The blonde watches as the car drives away.
The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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