Joke #6011

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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