Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers".
She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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*Wakes up to wife and son screaming*
Me: "What are you guys yelling about?"
Them: "You're driving!"
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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