Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...