If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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