If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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