If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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