If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.