If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Why are asprins white? Because they work!
What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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