Joke #8743

If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.

School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...

There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.

Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.

How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!