If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.