Q: Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox?
A: Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and told him to lie!
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He goes home and shows his wife. His wife says, "Don't try to put words into my mouth!"
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Guy: "Boobs!"
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A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?"
Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!"
The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests.
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Wife thinks for a minute and says... "of all your friends you have the biggest dick."