Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.