Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!