Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.