Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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