Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.