Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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We know it as Forged in the fire.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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