Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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