It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.