It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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