It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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