It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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