It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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