It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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