It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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