It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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