It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.