It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.