It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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