It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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