Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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