Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can break air.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.