Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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