Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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