Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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