Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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