Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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