Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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