Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.