Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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