People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.