Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.