Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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The attorney tells the accused, "I have some good news and some bad news."
"What's the bad news?" asks the accused.
"The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it."
"What's the good news?"
"Your cholesterol is 130."
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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