Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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