Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty.
"Why didn't you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court's time?"
The judge demanded.
"Well," Paddy responded, "until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent."
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: Why is marriage not a word?
A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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