Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.