Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay.
The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills.
So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well.
In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills."
So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!"
The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!"
The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?"
The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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