In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.