In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable. You in there with mass murderers and everybody. "What you in here for?" "I killed six people. What you in here for?" "Comedy Central."
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!