In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed.
She got out of bed and checked around the house, and heard sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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