In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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The doctor gave me one year to live.
So in the heat of the moment, I shot him.
And the judge gave me 15 years.
Problem solved.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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