In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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