What's red and green and goes at 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.
Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that.
You go right up there and tell him off.
Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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