Joke #653

What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
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Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk. 5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King. 6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot. 7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you. 8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den. 9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit. 10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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