What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody's herd.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup."
Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
-Too many Cheetahs!
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.