Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."