Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer?
A: Show us your calves!
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A: He was destroying his calves.
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A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.
Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal.
Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.
They take it into the car and continue down the road.
The little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do?
He thinks for a minute and says, " Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch.
Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there" it will calm down."
She exclaims, " I'm not going to do that!
That thing is smelly and nasty!"
The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!"