Joke #12090

Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!
Vote:
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, fitness

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Vote:
has 63.97 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, fitness, gym
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
Vote:
has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
This guy named "John" asked advice how to lose extra LBS gained during vacation and was told about some new fitness center. So John went to check it out. Walked in, put $10 on the counter and said: "I'd like to lose 10 LBS please?!" The receptionist smiled and pointed to a pink door. John walked slowly into the room and saw only a massage table, a gorgeous scantily dressed woman on the other side. She said in a sexy voice "If you catch me, you fxxx me! " John ran around n round, caught her and... A few days later John returned. He put $20 on the counter and said "I'd like to lose 20 LBS. The smiling receptionist and pointed to a red door. John strutting to the door, and entered where he beheld 2 beautifully attired very hot n sexy women kissing and caressing each other, then they stood up, gazed at John, who was already moving toward them. And they purred "you catch us, you fuck us!" Already in motion, John ran round n round caught one, then caught the other... The following week John went back again. He smiled while searching for the door he knew was waiting for him, and slapped $50 on the counter saying excitedly "50 LBS for 50 bucks." The receptionist pointed to a black door. John strode over with quick steps, opened the door and immediately heard a deep voice belonging to the biggest blackest buck naked she-male say excitedly "I catch you I fuck you!"
Vote:
has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fitness, money, time, vulgar, women
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Vote:
has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Vote:
has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
Vote:
has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
Vote:
has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal