Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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