How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?
3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They always use candles.
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and a drunk are in a bar when they spot a hundred pounds on the floor.
Who gets it?
The drunk – the other three are mythological creatures.
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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