What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”
The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”
The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.”
The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go.
The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.
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Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse?
A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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