What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind.
It's all coming back to me now.
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Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof.
While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind.
The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down.
So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep."
So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!"
And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
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So that there be less strife
May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Three men walk into a bar.
The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."
The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."
So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.
Finally, the third man goes down.
When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.
He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
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Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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