Joke #5455

I love math - it makes people cry.
Vote: has 58.06 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
Vote: has 48.98 % from 535 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Vote: has 65.16 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Vote: has 52.41 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Vote: has 70.82 % from 227 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math, racist
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
Vote: has 59.95 % from 49 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Vote: has 63.98 % from 68 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, math, time
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 71.35 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Vote: has 68.81 % from 116 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math, nerd