I love math - it makes people cry.
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
A chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...