A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"