What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose."
The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt."
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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"Hell no," Jeff said.
They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse.
"Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?"
"I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants," Jeff said.
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Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, "I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!"
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"They're your pants."
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Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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