Joke #6801

What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.

Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.

A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes. A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won't stop for anything. About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the truck driver to stop, and the driver tells him, "Stick your butt out the window if you have to go so bad." The hitchhiker sticks his butt out the window and lets loose. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the two guys walking on the roadside. Sprayed with feces, the first guy wipes his face and says, "What are them truckers chewing these days?" The second guy wipes his face and says, "I don't know, but did you see the lips on that guy?"

There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo

What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.

Q: Did you hear about the redneck who was shooting craps? A: He blew a hole in the toilet.

Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.

Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.

Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?