Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
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What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is dog.
The second is snake.
And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
"Does your dog bite?"
"No."
(Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him)
"Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
"That is not my dog."
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore?
A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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