Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.